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'There is no greater loan than a sympathetic ear. - Author Unknown',
'There is a Jewish notion that holiness is found with other people. To understand what life really is one has to share it. - Rabbi Harold Kushner',
'Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Author Unknown',
'Everything has been said before but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide',
'Remember always that you have not only the right to be an individual - you have the obligation to be one. - Eleanor Roosevelt',
'There is so much more integrity in being disliked for who you truly are than in being someone who is liked for something he or she is not. - Nancy Santo Pietro',
'Love begins with an ability to give - to both yourself and to others. - Colleen Helgerson',
'I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed - but the spirit in which we face them -  that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King',
'Who would you be if you had no fears anxieties doubts or misconceptions? That person is within you call her or him out and have some fun! Life is to be loved not just survived. Bless your life  -  Colleen Helgerson',
'This is the secret of our path: gentleness and flexibility bring the results that force and rigidity fail to achieve. - Lao-tzu',
'Great hopes make great men. And Women! - Thomas Fuller',
'There are three kinds of people in this world. The first are those who are like letters carved in rock - they easily give way to anger and retain their angry thoughts for a long time. The second are those who are like letters written in sand - they give way to anger also but their angry thoughts pass quickly away. The third is those who are like letters written in running water - they do not retain their passing thoughts - they let abuse and uncomfortable gossip pass by unnoticed; their minds are always pure and undisturbed. - The Teaching of Buddha',
 'There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - Erma Bombeck',
'All seasons are beautiful for the person who carries happiness within. - Horace Friess',
'Treat a person as if he already is what he is capable of becoming. - Author unknown',
'Memory ... is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde',
'Once the decision is clear the doing becomes effortless for then the universe supports and empowers our action. Ralph H. Blum - The Book of Runes', 
'Life is short - Break the rules - Forgive quickly - Kiss slowly - Love truly - Laugh uncontrollably -  and never regret anything that made you smile. - Author Unknown',
'The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell ',
'Life is good - believe it - when I stopped trying to control everything - everything stopped trying to control me!- Colleen Helgerson ',
'There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings ',
'Nothing happens to you everything happens for you. - Colleen Helgerson ',
'If real is what you can feel smell taste and see then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.'
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